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As someone who generally only has one WIP at a time, this was rather hard. Nevertheless, I started some fics that I really should write, so here are sections from all of them. Also, if anyone has any ideas for my Trope Bingo's Accidental Baby Acquisition square, I'll take them.

The Cop/Detective AU Square (Vorkosigan)

“He was lying in a pool of his own blood. Didn't you feel any concern?”

“Oh, neurotypical people do weird shit all the time for opaque reasons they find perfectly obvious. I assumed Jones was doing something like that.”



The Wild Card, i.e. Sex Pollen square (Honorverse)

“I didn't know you were a flower person, Tom”, Denis LePic said as he barged into Thomas Theisman's office as part of his daily routine of making sure Theisman actually left the premises.

Theisman rolled his eyes. “They were left by some advocacy group or other. Eloise had some minion bring them over to my office to ‘brighten the mood’ or something to that effect.”

“She's hoping you get hay fever and go home to sleep.” Denis smirked and leaned over to sniff one of the flowers on Theisman's desk. “These smell nice”, he said. “Try it.”

The flower was large and purple, reminding Theisman of an Old Earth sunflower, except smaller. Its leaves were smooth and shiny. It smelled sweet and earthy, like the tea that some Legislaturalist officers had drunk often. Denis was nibbling on his ear.



Unrelated Vorparadijs Casefic (Vorkosigan)

Filippa Cherenkova looked at him with an expression that was easily interpreted as “you do realize that what you said right there was FUCKING INSANE”.

ImpSec Lieutenant Aleksei Kostolitz, Imperial Liaison Officer (or whatever his superiors had decided to call his position today), decided that the best course of action was to repeat what he had said.

“The Emperor would like for us to assist Imperial Auditor Vorparadijs in his investigation of the incidents in Vorcault District. Countess Vorcault and the Count's aunt, Lady Irina, have been stabbed to death. After the tragic murder of the Count's favorite horse, he called on the Emperor to help solve this politically motivated crime.”

“So, nobody cares about the women, but the moment a horse kicks it, it's boohoo Sire please help?” Filippa was somewhere between disbelief and “oh really”.

Aleksei nodded.



Thoughts? Sacrificial offerings? Critique?

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On AO3
Summary:
Cathy Montaigne writes herself letters. For [personal profile] aoifes_isle (thanks for the prompt!)

Trope Bingo: Road Trip )

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Wordcount: 345
Synopsis: Denis' secretary ponders on the smutsies and how they reflect the values of society.


Totally a fix fic )
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Wordcount: 389
Summary: Honor goes horse riding.

Neigh! )

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Title: Rain
Rating: G
Wordcount: 494
Synopsis: Theisman briefs Saint-Just on his plans for a Manty attack. Or rather, everything else around the briefing.

Eeva-Liisa Manner, I'm tired of being strong )

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Title: Meet Cordelia
Rating: G
Wordcount: 1371
Synopsis: The Rene Magritte jumps to Barnett while Cordelia Ransom is present. Much scrambling occurs.

Denial of female orgasm is the hallmark of capitalist dictatorship! )

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Title: Watch our Nation Glow
Wordcount: 123
Rating: G
Synopsis: A sonnet on the Theisman Coup, as threatened.

To Grow and Glow )

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Title: Something to Live For
Pairing: Thomas Theisman / Denis LePic
Rating: T
Wordcount: 2100, 2098 or 2161 (LibreOffice, AO3, gedit respectively)
Synopsis: Theisman's coup has been uncovered before it could be executed. Denis LePic ruminates in a cell.


is harder to find. )
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Title: Some Days Are Longer Than Others
Pairing: Thomas Theisman / Denis LePic
Rating: T for Terrorist
Wordcount: 1007
Synopsis: One day, there is a terrorist in Theisman's office. Wearing a security guard's uniform. Whoops.

Progressive income tax, you say? )

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Title: Nurture as Bagpipes
Rating: G
Wordcount: 112
Synopsis: Albrecht Detweiler twirls his villainous moustache in villanelle format.

Things that rhyme with  )

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Title: I Serve my Nation of Haven
Rating: G
Wordcount: 269
Summary: A sestina from Thomas Theisman's point of view, set shortly after Ransom departs with the Tepes.

Sestina! )

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Title: Bathing
Pairing: Eloise Pritchart/Michèle Péricard
Rating: M (or something to that effect)
Wordcount: 529

Bathing )

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