Uhh... his parents hid in the meteor shelter stasis pods! He was only born 10 000 years later!

Ye Zun you poor little bb. The therapist needs to hire someone to give him headpats. Ya Qing might not be that keen if it's post-canon, but perhaps there'll be some enthusiastic little minion who's recruitable. Or Zhao Yunlan could be sweet-talked into it.