Ye Zun's mom comes out of stasis and scolds him for being an idiot! (Shen Wei shows off his boyfriend.) They arrived on a spaceship, surely there'd be some technology left behind?

Xiao Guo can take him to an orphanage he volunteers at and let small children climb all over him and cuddle him.
Aww, that would be adorable! Even Ye Zun's heart might melt a bit after it was done panicking about the things crawling on him. He even has the power of making his clothes clean instantly! Perfect fit for grimy kids!