occasionally I find myself arguing with them.
Oh, yeah, me too. I can't love everyone who exists; most people I will never encounter and that means I can't make the decision to love them, and also Donald Trump exists, yoga video! (It's on occasion hilarious how HDU the brain gets.)

ASMR: All the cells of my body are filled with health and vitality!
Brain: they would also like to sleep now, thank you

:D yes, this is hilarious! And an allcaps HONK response would be satisfying.