Terrible ideas must be shared + meme

[extrapenguin]

Concept: Lan Wangji has a mommy kink. It's pretty much canon that one of the reasons he fell for Wei Wuxian was that Wei Wuxian would tease him just like his mom did, right? So, Lan Wangji calling Wei Wuxian "mama", Wei Wuxian failing at roleplay by asking after Lan Wangji's grades? Lan Wangji happily sitting in front of Wei Wuxian's door, gets invited in to be teased and pulled into Wei Wuxian's lap? Lan Wangji occasionally suckles at Wei Wuxian's nipple (this idea also explains why the nsfw fanarts have so much nipple action!) while his hair is being caressed, lots of gentle hugs and kisses and head-patting ... and occasionally Lan Wangji simply must have "mama", thus sex. At this point ectocosme informed me I should just call myself ExtraDevil instead. :P

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Now, after that, we need a meme to put it all behind us. Put "top 5" anything in the comments and I will answer! Feel free to be as general (fandoms, months, whatever) or specific (kinks for ship A/B, characterization takes for character X, etc) as you please.

Meme provided by journalmemes.

Comments

[naye]

Top 5: favorite dishes?

[extrapenguin]

I was about to despair about plate manufacturers not having websites for EU, but then I remembered that in English, "dishes" refers to the food. A list!

1. Beijing duck
2. Roast duck with french fries
3. Chicken in chili garlic sauce
4. Sizzling beef/duck with garlic sauce
5. Beef with black bean sauce

...huh. I suppose it's no big surprise that my favorite restaurants tend to be the Chinese kind. *g* Aaand now I'm hungry, dammit.

(And just in case you wanted recs for serving dishes: I use Corelle Livingware(?) ones, which are lightweight and pretty durable! I am a heretic who isn't into most of Iittala and Arabia's stuff at all, though Iittala's Teema series has some nice mugs, frex, I own some blue Kastehelmi plates (color since discontinued...), and I like the Ultima Thule glasses, if nothing else from the collection.)

[naye]

Mmmmmm, your list of foods is making me hungry... And thank you for the serving dish recommendations!