Fuck, Marry, Kill – with tropes!

[extrapenguin]

Via china_shop and solo:

Fuck: this trope takes over your primary fandom(s), but the rest of the internet (and your subsequent fandoms) remain as is OR you have to (hypothetically) read your way through the whole AO3 tag for this trope.
Marry: you will read/see this trope every day for the rest of your life.
Kill: this trope is wiped off the face of the internet.

So – give me a set of 3 tropes! If you want, I can give you 3 tropes for you to play with in response to your comment, too.

Comments

[riventhorn]

Merpeople
Coffee shop AU
Soulbonds

And I'll take some!

[extrapenguin]

Kill: Coffee shop AU, all the way. I hate them! They take out all the things I like about the canon and replace it with generic, and all the characters turn into generic modern romance OCs with the names pastede on yey. :(

As for the other two... I don't particularly like either, but maybe fuck soulbonds, since that'd be the more annoying trope, and marry merpeople. I guess I'm coming over random merpeople everywhere forever.

Yours: Untitled Goose Game AU, Star Wars AU, Stardew Valley AU

[riventhorn]

Marry Star Wars AU because that's a fun verse to play with.

I don't know what the other two things are, so fuck Stardew valley and kill goose game?