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30 Days of Guardian
12 Sep 2019 20:0411. Favorite headcanon
Shen Wei, bioengineering professor, can actually use a computer! But not Windows or a Mac. No, Professor Shen is one of those people who have philosophical objections to GUIs and boot up their Linux installs straight into a heavily-customized emacs. He also doesn't have a phone because phones are a tracking device and he teleports about on the regular and goes on visits to Dixing, and would rather not be that conspicuous.
As for why the SID doesn't know this, well, Shen Wei really doesn't know how these "icon" things or mice work, let alone smartphones, so that part is true enough. But mostly it's just that Zhao Yunlan got the misapprehension that Shen Wei is a fossil who cannot computer at all, and Shen Wei knows he can only set him right once, so colossal troll he is, he's waiting for the perfect opportunity to demonstrate his ability to use tar from the command line and demonstrate his abilities.Alternatively, he read a women's magazine's advice on how to lure a man, and it said "pretend you need help on something he can help you with".
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Shen Wei, bioengineering professor, can actually use a computer! But not Windows or a Mac. No, Professor Shen is one of those people who have philosophical objections to GUIs and boot up their Linux installs straight into a heavily-customized emacs. He also doesn't have a phone because phones are a tracking device and he teleports about on the regular and goes on visits to Dixing, and would rather not be that conspicuous.
As for why the SID doesn't know this, well, Shen Wei really doesn't know how these "icon" things or mice work, let alone smartphones, so that part is true enough. But mostly it's just that Zhao Yunlan got the misapprehension that Shen Wei is a fossil who cannot computer at all, and Shen Wei knows he can only set him right once, so colossal troll he is, he's waiting for the perfect opportunity to demonstrate his ability to use tar from the command line and demonstrate his abilities.
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