Goose Exchange!

My new place now has internet! \o/ Now I just have to unpack all these boxes...

I also very unwisely signed up for the Untitled Goose Exchange (flash exchange, ran over the weekend), and got two(!) gifts:
Hang in there (335 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán
Characters: Zhào Yúnlán, Shěn Wēi, Goose (Untitled Goose Game)
Additional Tags: flashfic, Horrible Goose, Things Shen Wei is not here for: This
Summary:

It's a lovely day in Dragon City, and Zhao Yunlan is being menaced by a goose.

Goose On The Loose (4146 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán, Shěn Wēi & Yè Zūn
Characters: Zhào Yúnlán, Yè Zūn, Shěn Wēi
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternate Universe - Untitled Goose Game Fusion, Animal Transformation, casefic, Crack, Fix-It, SID Ensemble Cast
Summary:

Heirlooms are going missing in Dragon City, and a goose was recorded fleeing the scene of the crime.

Zhao Yunlan investigates.

(The rest of the collection has terrifically punny titles! Beware the Honk Side, Déjà Goose, For Want of a Goose, The Goose Place, One Honk to Rule Them All, etc. Honk honk!)