why are brains

Productive things I could be doing: my space_swap assignment, my sufficiently_advanced_ex sign-up, my vidukon_cardiff premiere, importing months of fic to my NeoCities site, vacuuming

What I have done instead: Made a .tex file with a collection of my 7 Star Wars novelettes (7500 to 17499 words) and planned two short story collections (The Lathe of Æons, for my science-fictional stuff, and another for my more nonstandard narrative format stuff)