Sandwiches
18 Dec 2013 22:24![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
extrapenguinSandwiches are the ultimate on-the-go food. One can also modify them at one's will, exchanging cucumber for paprika for cauliflower for lettuce for tomato for whatever catches one's fancy. Thus, no two sandwiches are exactly alike, making the experience of eating one absolutely unique.
Thus, I argue that sandwich-making is an important art to master. To entrust someone with making one's sandwich is the ultimate act of trust; to make someone a sandwich is the best gift one can give. To make misogynist jokes about this gift of trust is to forfeit one's right to humanity.
tl;dr Sandwiches are awesome.
Thus, I argue that sandwich-making is an important art to master. To entrust someone with making one's sandwich is the ultimate act of trust; to make someone a sandwich is the best gift one can give. To make misogynist jokes about this gift of trust is to forfeit one's right to humanity.
tl;dr Sandwiches are awesome.
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Date: 2013-12-19 19:27 (UTC)I'm also partial to toast with strawberry jam on it. A tip on jam: make it yourself! Most shop jams are only about 50% berry or whatever, the rest is water, sugar, gelatin and preservatives. Jam-making is also relatively simple (depending, of course, on what jam you're making).
Sample strawberry jam: 80% strawberries, 20% plain sugar, blend to desired consistency, freeze. (Side note: buy farmer's market strawberries if you can; supermarket ones tend to be grown in hydroponics gardens and be rather tasteless, probably due to lacking micronutrients.)