Terrible ideas must be shared + meme

[extrapenguin]

Concept: Lan Wangji has a mommy kink. It's pretty much canon that one of the reasons he fell for Wei Wuxian was that Wei Wuxian would tease him just like his mom did, right? So, Lan Wangji calling Wei Wuxian "mama", Wei Wuxian failing at roleplay by asking after Lan Wangji's grades? Lan Wangji happily sitting in front of Wei Wuxian's door, gets invited in to be teased and pulled into Wei Wuxian's lap? Lan Wangji occasionally suckles at Wei Wuxian's nipple (this idea also explains why the nsfw fanarts have so much nipple action!) while his hair is being caressed, lots of gentle hugs and kisses and head-patting ... and occasionally Lan Wangji simply must have "mama", thus sex. At this point ectocosme informed me I should just call myself ExtraDevil instead. :P

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Now, after that, we need a meme to put it all behind us. Put "top 5" anything in the comments and I will answer! Feel free to be as general (fandoms, months, whatever) or specific (kinks for ship A/B, characterization takes for character X, etc) as you please.

Meme provided by journalmemes.

Comments

[trobadora]

Haha, yeah, he's so bad at impersonating Shen Wei. :D

The bit where he actually calls him "my Xiao-Yunlan" to Wang Zheng and Sang Zan, as if that was a thing that would ever come out of Shen Wei's mouth, cracks me up every time.

[extrapenguin]

It's like he understood that Shen Wei loves Zhao Yunlan, then did his best approximation of what normal people in love do, and failed hilariously. (Though now I want fic where Zhao Yunlan decides to troll Shen Wei by going "You never call me anything affectionate enough! We're married, but you only call me Chief Zhao. Even your brother called me his xiao-Yunlan!" and basically lording the incident over both Shen Wei and Ye Zun for the rest of eternity.)