Terrible ideas must be shared + meme

[extrapenguin]

Concept: Lan Wangji has a mommy kink. It's pretty much canon that one of the reasons he fell for Wei Wuxian was that Wei Wuxian would tease him just like his mom did, right? So, Lan Wangji calling Wei Wuxian "mama", Wei Wuxian failing at roleplay by asking after Lan Wangji's grades? Lan Wangji happily sitting in front of Wei Wuxian's door, gets invited in to be teased and pulled into Wei Wuxian's lap? Lan Wangji occasionally suckles at Wei Wuxian's nipple (this idea also explains why the nsfw fanarts have so much nipple action!) while his hair is being caressed, lots of gentle hugs and kisses and head-patting ... and occasionally Lan Wangji simply must have "mama", thus sex. At this point ectocosme informed me I should just call myself ExtraDevil instead. :P

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Now, after that, we need a meme to put it all behind us. Put "top 5" anything in the comments and I will answer! Feel free to be as general (fandoms, months, whatever) or specific (kinks for ship A/B, characterization takes for character X, etc) as you please.

Meme provided by journalmemes.

Comments

[floating_hell]

Would you be okay with that? Of course I'll credit the idea to you. I can't guarantee I'd be able to get to it soon (work + school + job hunt + major move) but hot damn am I interested.

[extrapenguin]

Go ahead! It's not like I'd be quicker at getting to it (work + huge WIP I wanna complete first). Good luck with the job hunt and move – I just finished one of those, and they suck.

[floating_hell]

Thank you so much!! And congrats on navigating the major life change - that's stressful as hell!