A pairing meme, blatantly stolen from avanti_90

My fics aren't progressing, my uni work feels mind-numbing, my club stuff feels overpowering, and I feel tired. So, title.

Comment with the name of a ship from a fandom I know and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:
1. Fake dating
2. Bodyswap
3. Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it
4. Dark!fic
5. Their first kiss
6. Meeting the parents
7. Moving in together
8. A crossover of my choice
9. An AU of my choice
10. If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice

Fandoms known: Vorkosigan, Honorverse, Rivers of London, and bits and pieces of Mass Effect, Dragon Age: Inquisition and League of Legends.