A pairing meme, blatantly stolen from avanti_90

[extrapenguin]

My fics aren't progressing, my uni work feels mind-numbing, my club stuff feels overpowering, and I feel tired. So, title.

Comment with the name of a ship from a fandom I know and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:
1. Fake dating
2. Bodyswap
3. Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it
4. Dark!fic
5. Their first kiss
6. Meeting the parents
7. Moving in together
8. A crossover of my choice
9. An AU of my choice
10. If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice

Fandoms known: Vorkosigan, Honorverse, Rivers of London, and bits and pieces of Mass Effect, Dragon Age: Inquisition and League of Legends.

Comments

[avanti_90]

Honor/Caslet.

[extrapenguin]

1. Fake dating:
Warner could've perhaps warned Honor on what it was going to look like. Spending that much time together, even if it was only her pumping his brain for Peep tactics, was bound to look suspicious.
Then again, he couldn't exactly bring himself to deny the rumors.

2. Bodyswap:
Mesa creates some weird bodyswap tech, which an agent of theirs uses to disrupt the negotiations between Haven and Manticore once Pritchart brought half her cabinet over. Unfortunately, they missed their original targets, White Haven and LePic, and got Harrington and Caslet instead. A few confused moments later, the treecats helped sort out who was who, and the delegations mostly just ended up being a bit confused (except for Alfredo Yu, who found the whole thing intensely funny).

3. Sex Pollen
I think this might happen on Hades? Warner and Honor discover a cache of a pollen that the StateSec people gave to prisoners to make them horny, accidentally breathe it in, and end up having sex on the floor. Afterwards, they are nowhere near as mortified about the whole thing as Andrew LaFollet.

4. Dark!Fic
The one where Warner is actually a StateSec loyalist and a spy. Or the one where Honor goes crazy from all the expectations placed on her.

5. First kiss
Near Hades, when they've finally secured enough transport to get everyone out, Honor permits herself one indulgence, and kisses Warner shyly. Since Warner is completely on board with this idea, he kisses back, and it turns into an intense, adrenalin high -fueled makeout session. (Nimitz doesn't mind. Andrew LaFollet is having a silent argument with himself on what he should be feeling.)

6. Meeting the parents
When Honor brings Warner home, her parents are a bit confused with her choice, but supportive enough, considering that she hasn't exactly been bringing home streams of men.
Every time Honor asks Warner about his parents, he evades the question. Honor doesn't press.

7. Moving in together
Honor and Warner are both reserved people who don't broadcast their feelings to non-treecats, so everyone was surprised when they mentioned they'd been living together for months already. They didn't have many problems, seeing that Honor's various estates were all large enough that they could spend some time alone if they so desired.

8. Crossover
Erm, Vorkosigan? Can't really think of anything else to cross over with at the moment.

9. AU
The one where they're all employees of Winton Bakeries and Haven of Cakes, and are engaged in a desperate turf war.

[avanti_90]

You've made me feel unexpectedly sorry for poor Andrew LaFollet!