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Codywan: While I'm meh about the ship, the smushname has a nice cadence.
Rexsoka: Kind of blunt, but they don't really have a better option.
Obitine: I am always very sad that the -tine comes from Satine Kryze rather than Sheev Palpatine, but I accept that the shippers didn't have a better option. Even I will admit Sati-Wan doesn't have a ring to it.
Quiobi: This one's just boring. May I suggest swapping to Obijinn instead?
Anidala: The shippers are cowards who refuse to accept that their ship's true smushname is Animé.
Obidala: The smushname is like the cheap knockoff of the above, with inferior flow, and even the true alternative of Obimé doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Obikin: Somehow, the shippers have settled on the absolute worst smushname they could have created. Every time I see Obikin I have a moment of dread as I think this is about fictionkin and the person speaking believes they are Obi-Wan Kenobi on the astral plane. Relics of the past (pre-2006) have informed me that this ship used to be known as Aniobi, which is much less objectionable. Perhaps we stand at the ruins of a top/bottom shipwar. In any case, no-one seems to have used the most superior of variants: Ani-Wan.
Codywan: While I'm meh about the ship, the smushname has a nice cadence.
Rexsoka: Kind of blunt, but they don't really have a better option.
Obitine: I am always very sad that the -tine comes from Satine Kryze rather than Sheev Palpatine, but I accept that the shippers didn't have a better option. Even I will admit Sati-Wan doesn't have a ring to it.
Quiobi: This one's just boring. May I suggest swapping to Obijinn instead?
Anidala: The shippers are cowards who refuse to accept that their ship's true smushname is Animé.
Obidala: The smushname is like the cheap knockoff of the above, with inferior flow, and even the true alternative of Obimé doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Obikin: Somehow, the shippers have settled on the absolute worst smushname they could have created. Every time I see Obikin I have a moment of dread as I think this is about fictionkin and the person speaking believes they are Obi-Wan Kenobi on the astral plane. Relics of the past (pre-2006) have informed me that this ship used to be known as Aniobi, which is much less objectionable. Perhaps we stand at the ruins of a top/bottom shipwar. In any case, no-one seems to have used the most superior of variants: Ani-Wan.
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Date: 2022-01-27 20:19 (UTC)LMAO! XD