On top/bottom

[extrapenguin]

Assigning everyone as top or bottom is limiting one's choices needlessly, and some characters just aren't either top or bottom. For example, Shen Wei is obviously strange and Zhao Yunlan charm. We have six options here, time to use all of them! This also gives us the opportunity to describe OTPs as mesons and OT3s as baryons. (OT4s and OT5s are also attested in the form of tetraquarks and pentaquarks.) So, what sort of meson is your OTP? Or perhaps you have an OT3 that is in need of a baryonic description? Or perhaps your polyship needs to be matched to the exotic hadron that best describes it?

(No, but really, tell me in the comments!)

Comments

[extrapenguin]

OMG THERE IS A SONG! Yes, that is a very good song for the sexy sexy weilan meson. And I pegged Ye Zun as a bottom, since that way the twincest threesome baryon would be the charmed bottom omega baryon, which has the cutest name. Beauty also works very well for him. He has very pettable hair!

[ratbones]

I am wheezing with the effort of not making a joke about pegging Ye Zun's bottom. Just fyi. But! Charmed bottom omega baryon oh goodness I had to type that, that is delightful. Good choice.

[extrapenguin]

*rereads own comment, chortles* Well, he is a bottom... ;P And I think that just based on the name, the charmed bottom omega baryon is my favorite baryon. Step aside, protons and neutrons! The charmed bottom omega baryon is my new fave.