On top/bottom

Assigning everyone as top or bottom is limiting one's choices needlessly, and some characters just aren't either top or bottom. For example, Shen Wei is obviously strange and Zhao Yunlan charm. We have six options here, time to use all of them! This also gives us the opportunity to describe OTPs as mesons and OT3s as baryons. (OT4s and OT5s are also attested in the form of tetraquarks and pentaquarks.) So, what sort of meson is your OTP? Or perhaps you have an OT3 that is in need of a baryonic description? Or perhaps your polyship needs to be matched to the exotic hadron that best describes it?

(No, but really, tell me in the comments!)